Upon finding that all of this is a big cosmic joke and the ending is just a John Cleese God walking across the stage rounding up applause

**I can’t claim full originality for this one — I think it’s inspired by the 1981 film Time Bandits

So this is the afterlife:
You see him enter and he doesn’t
Even notice you in the crowd
As he struts his stuff and grins
At the politicians and paparazzi
Shaking his hands and telling him,
“A fine job, good sir, mighty fine.
You really had them all worried for a while!”